johnnygobs

♚ WHO IS THIS? WHAT'S HIS DEAL? John's a "goblin"/alien. He grew up in California. He's just some guy.
He's a fictional character attached to a real band. If you know Deathklok it's that sort of situation. (I am not going to mention anyone actually real here.)
♚ CANON: The Right Now Podcast 2025 reboot. Also, Nekrogoblikon's videos, sort of. (In universe he came up with the ideas and they're autobiographical except probably for the deaths.)

♚ VISUAL: John is green and 5'5 "about half the height of a doorway". He has craggy features, a receding hairline, and pointy ears. His fingers and toes are long and tipped in claws and his teeth are thin and pointed.
♚ FASHION: Button down shirts and ties with slacks. Occasionally he'll substitute a flowered shirt.
♚ DEMEANOUR: An occasionally volatile ball of sunshine. Cheerful and talkative when happy. When not, either a meek doormat or snarling. He holds his hands like he just got his nails done.
♚ SOUND: He sounds like he's screaming when he's talking at a normal volume. Imagine Beetlejuice as a Muppet. He likes loud music and metal is his favorite genre.
♚ SCENT: A lingering smell of Southwestern egg rolls.
♚ MENTAL INFORMATION: It's chaotic in there. He's actually doing a heroic job of holding back on his impulses most of the time. There's plenty of insecurity as well. He loved his dad. He's thinking about how to get his views on social media up. What are the things on the ends of shoelaces called? You get the idea.
♚ MAGICAL INFORMATION: Teleportation sometimes. Possibly telekinesis. More likely he just believes he should he able to do it, wrongly.
♚ OFFENSIVE IC TOPICS: Trolls (all)

☄ OOC

♚ BACKTAGGING: Sometimes that's the only way. Please do.
♚ FOURTHWALLING: There's already meta going on so go ahead. He'd be flattered you'd heard of Nekrogoblikon. He won't believe he's just a human guy in a goblin suit in another reality though. That's just ridiculous. Who would put on all that makeup? For what?
♚ THREADJACKING: Ask if there seems to be a story or high drama going on. Otherwise it's fine with me.
♚ PHYSICAL AFFECTION: He'd like that. He always accepts hugs.
Otherwise? He's "omnisexual" and he flirts but seems reluctant to follow through. It's not entirely clear what's going on in the anatomy department. He describes it in whatever way seems funniest to him at the time so ??? I will probably not be playing this out.
♚ PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Yes. He would be able to deal damage with his teeth and claws, but then again he's not the strongest guy: he's thrown his back out punching a wrestler before. Please ask before killing.
♚ RELATIONSHIPS: Why He's open to relationships.
♚ POTENTIAL CONTENT WARNINGS: Past bullying, past stalking, substance use/abuse, killing, fantastic racism, sexual topics (discussed), violent topics (discussed), immature humor. Will warn as they come up.
♚ OPT OUT: Please don't hesitate to tell me if you're uncomfortable and don't want replies.

EDIT: Since people ask where he comes from
Video that started it (cw: sexual harassment, drug use, blood)
His dad (head explosions probably not canon).
A podcast episode Brennan Lee Mulligan